By Dominick Mezzapesa - Wildlife Planet News
North Korea's Tubby Little Tyrant Kim Jong-un's Christmas drinks include booze made from tiger and bear bones, giant centipedes and deer placenta... Well he has to wash down all that dog-meat with something.
Dennis Rodman's favorite fatty may need all that booze to wash down his missing wife, he does look fat enough to have cooked and eaten her.
While millions across the world start stocking up on beer, wines and spirits for Christmas parties and family gathering, we are sure no one is asking for any of Kimmy K's bizarre selections of drinks.
Kim Jong-un's propaganda station IAMGODTV gushed about the dear leaders favorite brews.
On his 56k modem run North Korean website, Fatty Pants, puppets endorsed the drinks saying:
Adalsan Spring Water: “This is the natural water springing from the Korean famous Mt. Adal. It is cool and refreshing. It is said that the ancient generals drank this water to acquire the Herculean strength." But, sadly it did nothing for their pint size height of a typical North Korean.
Mount Pikachu... oh wait sorry, I meant, Mount Paektu Liquor – made from Insam – or ginseng - also is a hangover-free tipple.
The state-run site gushes: “This insam has been cultivated for more than ten years and thus gives you a long life, if you regularly drink it.
“And it has a good reputation among the drinkers, as it protects your body from all kinds of disease, purifies your blood and does not give any hangover.”
A giant centipede drink is lauded as ‘one of the national treasures of Korea as it is a health medicinal liquor, which is quite distinctive in comparison with other normal wine or liquor.
“It is very effective for neuralgia, rheumatism, arthritis and recovering from all sorts of fatigue.
“Regular drinking of the liquor will promote not only restoration of energy, but also keeping good health.
Kangchun Tonic is made from “rare medicinal herbs in Korea”.
The makers say: “It is effective to treat the headache, the fatigue after the sexual intercourse, lumbar pain and so on.
“As the person gets older, the sexual function gets reduced. This is used as the erectile stimulant.”
An alcoholic drink made with a paste of deer placenta is said to prevent “the woman’s diseases” and should be taken up to three times a day.
Incrediably nothing on his drink menu cures Jungle Jongs Obesity.
It's not surprising the Dear Leader want's his malnutritioned, starving people drunk as a skunk, living in a country with hardly any electricity outside the capital of Pyongyang, he needs his cult like population to remain completely inebriated lest they find out that their tubby little leader is nothing more than a false God with a bad haircut.
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