How Pet owners Annoy and Frustrate Our Beloved Dogs and Cats
#4 of 11 - Come Home Smelling Like another pet... How dare you
- It's like a wife finding lipstick on her husbands shirt collar on laundry day.
- Your poor loyal pal sees you pulling up in the driveway, his little tail wagging a mile a minute and you open the door and here comes the love train... But wait! WHAT THE HELL? You can hear the poor babies heart just tearing in two as he slowly turns and heads toward your computer. You watch in stunned silence as his little paw works the mouse, you watch as he opens the Spotify app. You are amazed and dumbfounded as he hits the "Repeat" button just as the sound of Hank Williams Jr's "Your Cheatin' Heart" fills the room with sadness... Hope you are proud of yourself, you loser
- Cat's they just walk away acting all cool and nonchalant about the situation.. but inside they are already running through all the soft and absorbent items in the house and trying to decide which one is getting sprayed on tonight and as a bonus they are finally gonna scratch that itch they had of clawing that new leather couch you bought last week.